Bullies hide NAB cup as a reminder to focus on the future... demonstrates there are always hidden fees
Maxwell says: Cloke is no traveller's Pie
Respect for umpires shouldn't come by pre-match handshakes with coaches; it should come by post-match cage fights with coaches... I'd respect an umpire that gets back on his feet after being sack-whacked by Mark Williams.
Ben Cousins, this year's colon medalist
AFL beats the economic crisis: Demetriou offers financial advice to the big banks; namely, the introduction of an NAB type round robbin where banks compete until all but one is eliminated.... banks assure that that's already the major practice.
If Bulldogs do win Grand Final, will Saints change their team name to Martyrs?
No Fevlova gives Carlton Blues
Cameron wearing invisibility Cloke at Port, still on rookie list.
Pies Jolly Shaw to lead this season.
NAB loss a wake up call for Lyon... In other news, Lyon sleeps through raging house fire
Hall of fame!
Saints over Bulldogs
Bailey says Demons must earn their spot to play round one against Hawks: stresses that if players don't turn up to the game, they may not play
Swans go South to take North
Demetriou wants longer seasons... Bring out the retirements
Fev struggles to deliver....... says Bingle
First Grand Final in forty years for the Bullies.... and it's the NAB Cup.
NAB Challenge:
Cats over Dockers Pies over Power Bombers over Tigers Demons over Eagles Swans over North Crows over Blues Lions over Hawks
Worsfold nests his Eagles: practices regurgitation methods.
Cousins in hospital with stomach pain.. Such is Life!
Free Agency- the rich get richer, the poor get poorer.
Top four prediction for 2010: 1. Bulldogs 2. Saints 3. Magpies 4. Lions
Hall hangs up the gloves-- there's a new King in town!
Demons move Jurrah onto injury list and are now back on track for wooden spoon... heads up Richmond.
Power inducted and enforces rules he lives by... Rule 1: No player shall kick football a distance that exceeds twenty metres.
How much disappointment can Saints fans take?
Anti-doping rules proved insufficient- Fevola is still in circulation
Demons plan for 2010 is to string several games together.... Coach, Dean Bailey, asserts that plan is a steep improvement from last year's plan to string several hand balls together.
Talks of merger between Fremantle Dockers Football Club and South Fremantle Bulldogs' under 8s
Cash in your sickies, Riewoldt... the team has things under control.
Hawks Taylor and Sewell confess 'Not Milk Drinkers'
If Tasmania joins the AFL will the father-son rule apply or will they need to adopt the father/uncle/brother-son rule?
Too wet to play for Cats and Lions, and Ling just straightened his hair.
Riewoldt says: 'thanks Freo, now we're trained and ready for the season!'
Sore Dick out of Wood for up to twelve weeks!
Great Scott! North are ready for 2010!
Tigers favourites for 2010 Wooden Spoon, now Demons not favourite for anything.
Saints will "Go Marching In" to the NAB Cup Final tonight.
VISY hires Pies to put out Richmond trash.
Saints want roof closed at Etihad; heard Sandilands is Claustrophobic.
Round two, Carlton v Brisbane: Judd takes on Fev for leaving Blues; Fev takes on Brown for leaving mark.
Neil Craig jealous of Port Adelaide! Has he been to Port Adelaide?
How was Barry Hall ever a swan? He even looks like a bulldog!
Bullies dog Power... Lake sinks the Port
Freo worried about ruck depth... Rest of the teams worried about Freo's ruck height
Hurley's hurl turns out to cost more than his kebab.
Round two prediction: Judd eye gouges Fevola!
Saints don't need more speed... they need better luck.
Will Roos' brand new facilities and brand new coach mean anything for 2010? Unlikely.
McLeod up forward this year: Crows will be strong (too bad their new logo is so hilarious)
Boxing Kangaroos will come for you, Gibson.
Bradshaw and Goodes will be a fierce combination up forward.
Brisbane are treating Fev like a cub, not a Lion- he's got no chance of settling in.
Akermanis compares Bulldogs to Lions in their golden years: let's hope they last long enough this time for Eade to keep Aker under contract.
Fevola strikes again!
Pre season Grand Final Pick: Western Bulldogs
Pies lose Wood in the middle, they're Jolly regardless.
What's the St Kild/Lovett refund terms and conditions? When I buy a stained shirt from Myer, I get store credit.
Saints v Dockers- Nick, get into gear and kick some goals... you're allowed to win by a margin of greater than one point.
Bulldogs v Port Adelaide: Port are looking hot *holding breath for actual season* but Bulldogs are steaming... if Barry stands, Port will fall.
There's a point to the NAB cup like there's a point to soft core porn- it's fine to watch but you can't really get into it.
